Shishi's blacklist

FORMAT FOR THIS LIST, AND MOST THINGS INSIDE IT, ARE NOT MADE BY ME! CREDIT FOR ALL OF THAT, GOES TO NULL-dono, RICO-dono, AND WHATEVER OTHER NAMES HE GOES BY!

Note: Any race members can partake this mission, enemy, friend or neutral are all welcome. The enemy of course needs to don an alias and a disguise were they to partake in these assassinations, other than that, achieving the assassination as described in the description will garner you points, not doing that won't garner you those said points. Other than that, happy hunting. Those who have assassination requests, PM me so that I may fulfill that wish, of course, I'll need some concession from you first.

Assassination list:

VITAL SIGNS ARE NORMAL, THIS IS A LIVE ONE BOYS.

Target’s name: Hezro Hittori.

Target’s race: Shinigami.

Reward: The killer will get two free techniques upon successfully completing the assassination.

Description: Due to him being the Shinigami Captain Commander, the Arrancar race has ordered an express contract of death for this man. He may be killed in any manner possible, so long as he is crossed dressed after death, his head, limbs, and body are covered in peanut butter and jelly, and then dumped in a bowl of chocolate sauce. Proof of his death will be in the form of bringing his body and Zanpakutou to the broker who issued this contract.

Last sighed location: Somewhere in the Seireitei.

LIST UPDATE!!!!!

Keep in mind that if you do not bring both the Zanpakutou and the corpse of the deceased, then you do not get the reward. This goes for the one in the previous post as well.

VITAL SIGNS ARE NORMAL, THIS IS A LIVE ONE BOYS.

Target’s name: Kaguya Kazumi

Target’s race: Shinigami.

Reward: The killer will get one free technique upon successfully completing the assassination.

Description: Due to him being a Shinigami Captain, the Arrancar race has ordered an express contract of death for this man. He must die with a fork shoved through his left eye, and a tub of tootie fruity ice-cream put down his pants. He must then be castrated with a cheese grater, and bound and gagged like a pig. Proof of his death will be in the form of bringing his humiliated body and Zanpakutou to the broker who issued this contract.

Last sighed location: Somewhere.

VITAL SIGNS ARE NORMAL, THIS IS A LIVE ONE BOYS.

Target’s name: Kouka Izumi

Target’s race: Shinigami.

Reward: The killer will get one free technique upon successfully completing the assassination.

Description: Due to her being a Shinigami Captain, and of the Kidou Corps no less, the Arrancar race has ordered an express contract of death for this woman. She must die with a bag of wet noodles put down her pants, then violated from the rear with a candy cane. She must then be dressed like bunny girl, and tied in a random pose. Proof of her death will be in the form of bringing her body and Zanpakutou to the broker who issued this contract.

Last sighed location: Somewhere.

Another update:

VITAL SIGNS ARE NORMAL, THIS IS A LIVE ONE BOYS.

Target’s name: Ashere Karta.

Target’s race: Shinigami.

Reward: The killer will get one free technique upon successfully completing the assassination.

Description: Due to him being a Shinigami Captain, and annoyingly loyal to the Soul Society’s Captain Commander, the Arrancar race has ordered special contract of death for this man. For the method, the target must be buried alive, or barely alive, it does not matter what condition just so long as he is still alive, and then forced to drunk much water until said person dies. While this is happening, feckle matter and dung from any animal, preferably a horse or cow, will be poured over his head. Proof of his death will be in the form of bringing his head and Zanpakutou to the broker who issued this contract.

Last sighed location: Karakura Town.

Despite your efforts through bribes, the shinigami in karakura town have yet to face an opponent. What race is scared now? This is all I have to say on this matter.

-Laughing his ass off-

For this week only, the prizes are doubled. Claim your target quickly, the deal ends friend of this week.

4 techniques, LOL

Exactly. Well, I doubt anyone will actually completely my offer, anyway. No harm in it. I must be more out of it lately than I thought. That friend typo up there was supposed to be a friday. So yeah, friday of this week.

Damn I wanted to sva eMr.Letony from Hezro and offer a truce or something but now, Crossdressing the Captain Commander is starting to look appealing.